harshwhimsical:

lifeinthemediumfastlane:

You’re like the fucking angel of death. [x]

WHAT IS THIS

EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW I’M FUCKING CRYING LAUGHING

gatheringbones:

cyprith:

d0z0:

the-tabularium:

justalittlelaugh:

tribalvoices:

s-un-rise:

wait omg this is amazing 

wait what does this symbol stand for :$

^what the fuck has been going on in your childhood

SWEET SKIES ABOVE

If I saw this while I was walking down the street I think I would legitimately start screaming and weeping in joy.

Oh, it’s even smeared.
/Suddenly feels 4 years old all over again.  

I don’t get it. What is that meant to BE?

IT’S THE GODDAMN SIMBA WHERE DID YOUR PARENTS GO WRONG

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

jebbmeh:

partevia:

sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking incredible man i can go on google and see like 10,000 dicks in an hour and like imagine back before the internet even, you couldn’t see that many dicks in a life time. I’ve seen more dicks this week than any Babylonian prostitute did in her entire life. Amazing.

mew-squared:

• In 2009, a man married a video game character
• In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
• In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
• Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
• And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige

becomingbuffy:

okayamelia:

m-chi:

It’s time to take your medicine Amy

#reality

oh

Thanks satan

the8collection:

He forgot about the pinky though. 

“Am I your psychiatrist, or are we simply having conversations?”

consultingraggedyhunter:

broadway-is-my-home:

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

are you satan

why would you post something like that

theangelshaveallfallen:

gabrielrising:

cas-is-your-unicorn-dean:

first Wednesday without supernatural

are you telling me it’s only been a week?? 

australiansanta:

im coming out of the closet. i am a shirt. i haven’t been worn in months. this is exciting